Absurd Arguments
Hello and welcome to Absurd Arguments! We are two friends who like to joke about nonsensical things, so we decided to make a podcast. Join us every other Thursday as we tackle life's most irreverent arguments like “are cats better pets than dogs” or “which came first, the chicken or the egg.” Stay tuned to see what absurdity we argue about next!
Episodes
53 episodes
Episode 49 - Boxing Day Blues
"Boxing Day! Boxing Day! Boxing Day is here! There's no other holiday greater at this time of year!" That’s the chorus to one of the most famous Boxing Day carols ever written. Does it explain what Boxing Day is? No. Fortunately your hosts, Mat...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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57:09
Episode 48 - Christmas Rom-Com Showdown 3!
In a world where Christmas happens every year, two men with a podcast delve into the depths to find terrible Christmas movies. Once found, this brave duo watches the film to discuss it afterwards. Are they brave? Gluttons for punishment? Or may...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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1:34:30
Episode 47 - Gamebreak! (ft. Joshtice of the Peace)
Hello folks! Thanks for tuning into Absurd Arguments! Our hosts, Matthew and Nathan, are taking a well-deserved break from all the tiring, exhausting, and back-breaking work that recording this podcast entails. Instead of the usual format, they...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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1:08:58
Episode 46 - Friendly Fire
FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR ARGUMENTS! Oh, sorry for yelling at you. I'm just so excited for this episode of Absurd Arguments. Matthew and Nathan will be arguing over friendship (not ancient Rome, but next time for su...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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58:21
Episode 45 - Hallow Tournament: Realm of Sorcerers
Gather around dear listeners, but beware! ’Tis the Witching Hour, an awful time when witches and wizards roam the land searching for little girls and boys to turn into toads, salamanders, or sentient vacuum cleaners (happened to my cousin once)...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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2:04:38
Episode 44 - Absurdum Argumentum
Philosophy. One man's least favorite subject in school is another man's mental playground. An old, rusty, rickety one in a bad part of town. In this episode, our hosts, Nathaniel Hume and Matthew Descartes, will play on this mental playground. ...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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58:02
Episode 43 - Sensing the Season
Ahhhhhhh... Fall is finally here. The leaves on the trees are changing color (though that might be because it's so hot here in Texas), the weather is cooling down (from 90° to 80°), and we're nearing the end of the year (which isn't special to ...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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54:32
Worst Summer Vacation Ever
Hello friends and family,If you are reading this, then Matthew and Nathan have either been abducted by aliens or faked their own deaths to live it up in Tahiti. In case they haven't completely drained their bank accounts, all the money ...
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Season 3
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37:11
Episode 42 - Hard Workin' Arguments
Jobs – we all have at least one. Except for maybe children. The thing is, not all jobs are equal. Some jobs are cushy and boring, like lawyers and accountants. While other jobs are pointless and shouldn't exist, like Instagram influencers and p...
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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1:01:10
Episode 41 - We Need Some Space
Have you ever looked up at the sky and wondered, "Gee, I wonder what's up there?" Lucky for you our absurd hosts know the answer: it's space! Yep, all that stuff like planets, moons, stars, and universes is the S P A C E. Today our hosts tackle...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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53:29
Episode 40 - Absurd Television
April 1, 2024Dear dairy, ugh, I mean diary. Wouldn't that be weird to write my thoughts to dairy products! Like, "Hi Milk, today I'm hanging out with my good, good friend Matthew." Or "Dear Cheese, Matthew wanted to show me something on his...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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42:20
Episode 39 - Tropical Arguments
Woohoo! It’s spring break for our hosts, Matthew and Nathan. Shockingly, instead of staring into the void waiting for their break to end, they decided to go to the beach! Since it's a vacation, they don't plan to do much arguing at all, but abs...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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55:16
Episode 38 - Absurd Gametime
Ah, childhood. All of us have had one (some better than others), so it's safe to assume we all dabbled in playing games at one time in our lives. Today, our beloved and extremely popular hosts Matthew and Nathan will argue over which childhood ...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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1:02:00
Episode 37 - Will You Argue With Me?
Valentine's Day has come and gone. Couples the world over have acted all lovey-dovey with each other, chocolates and flowers have been exchanged, and romantic dinners have been eaten. What's next for these sappy couples? Getting engaged of cour...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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59:35
Episode 36 - Absurd Tournament: Books
It's wintertime here at the Absurd Arguments office, and nothing beats the cold better than reading a good book beside a blazing fire. Just kidding. That's a lie. We're from Texas and the weather here fluctuates from windy and cold to sunny and...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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1:24:04
Episode 35 - I Have a Dream Argument
Martin Luther King, Jr. was a hero to many and an inspiration to even more. No one can deny that, not even our professional absurd arguers, Nathan and Matthew. The thing is, America needs more holidays based on fine Americans (except one of our...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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1:02:31
New Year's Special Absurdity
Hello. Matthew here. Nathan is out on vacation, but I wanted to make sure you guys start your new year off right! We have a special guest this episode, and he gives GREAT advice and is totally not involved with the mafia or has any ties with th...
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26:33
Episode 34 - Christmas Rom-Com Showdown 2!
’Tis the season for another episode of Absurd Arguments! Matthew and Nathan are here to deliver like joint Santas of podcasting. But they bring goofy arguments instead of gifts, starting the festivities with another round of torture in “Which I...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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1:36:20
Episode 33 - Absurdly Gratefully Thankful
Happy Thanksgiving loyal listeners! Last year around this time, Matthew and Nathan spent their time arguing about the best parts of Thanksgiving. They were not models of thankfulness, but a lot can change in a year. People can grow. Charac...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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40:08
Episode 32 - Saving Hollywood. Absurdly.
It's no secret that Hollywood has fallen on hard times. Strikes left and right, massive box office bombs, and disinterested audiences have all led to Hollywood being way less fab and glam than it was in the past. That's where Nathan and Matthew...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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1:04:44
Episode 31 - Balls
Football. One of the greatest sports of all time, and nobody's better at it than the good ol’ US of A! In this episode, our Titans of podcasting (Matthew and Nathan) argue about all things football. Only a true Patriot would do such a thing! Li...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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1:00:31
Episode 30 - Arguments from a Barn
Matthew and Nathan host a podcast, E-I-E-I-O. And on that podcast they argued about farming, E-I-E-I-O. Ah! Don't mind me. Just singing my favorite song about some of my favorite podcasters. The boys this week are leaving the city argum...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:00:36
Episode 29 - The Spy Who Argued With Me
Let's see here, do I have my spy gadgets? Check. Charming personality and debonair looks? Check. Martini that's been shaken (NOT STIRRED!) to perfection? Definitely need to have that. Oh, hello there! You just caught me going over my spy checkl...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:04:36
Episode 28 - We Majored in Absurdity
Greetings fellow alumni of the school of Absurd Arguments! For those of you in college (or considering it), this episode will be a real treat. Matthew and Nathan are both experts in the college experience and have decided to share their wisdom ...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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57:12
Episode 27 - A Very Gassy Argument
Welcome to Season Two of Absurd Arguments! New year, new Matthew and Nathan (not really). As you can tell from the title, this season will feature more fart jokes than ever before! They'll be sharing the loudest, grossest, and stinkiest flatule...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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58:57